Crezy Jokes

Have you ever noticed how no one tells jokes anymore?  Like, ya know, jokey-jokes with a wind-up and a punchline and all of that?  Ever wonder where they all went, those old jokes of yore?

Well, I found them. Go on, try a few! You might even want to memorize one or two to tell at parties and events.  You'll be the CENTER OF ATTENTION with your hysterical knee-slapping laffers! Yessss!