That's It! I'm Moving

Enough of the politics! I'm moving to McDonaldland, where Ron Paul guards the Golden Arches (get it? TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO) and Dennis Kucinich is in charge of Public Works and Rudy Giuliani puts all the Hamburglars in McGuantanamo.

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[libbacotten]

"don't be surprised if you meet big mac and big cheese"

but most of all - a hamburger patch?

that shit _works_. I'm suddenly dying for mcdonalds everything. I even want the cinnamon bun thingys, which weren't even invented yet

[libbacotten]

wait, most of all;

jodhpurs.

I officially feel crazy.

[libbacotten]

or a motherfucking mcgriddle. they should run that thing now, like during the superbowl, because it makes _every_thing_ ok, like not just everything wrong about mcdonalds, but everything in the intervening 35 years since it was made beside the point/ok as well. I mean - how fucking stupid is it to read michael pollen and get all wound up about everything? shut up and show me where the goddamn french fry patch is.

oh and also, also; drugachussetts.