If You Love Maps and Families...

Then you are going to LURV Mapping America, the Family Research Council's latest weekly web-chart series, which will show us how non-gay church-attending families are "the greatest generator of human and social capital."  This will be illustrated IN CHARTS! Who doesn't love a chart? And who doesn't love human and social capital?  This is a win-win situation. Unless you are gay, in which case maybe it's sort of not.  But then again, who's really gay?  No one, duh!

Should you like to celebrate Mapping America more formally, and you find yourself in the Washington D.C. area, you should definitely répondez for their fun party, celebrating web-charts, families, religion, non-gayness, and all sorts of other scrumptiously scrupulous stuff!  Here are the deets! CHARTS CHARTS CHARTS!

When: Thursday, March 13, 2008
5:30 pm

Where: Family Research Council
             801 G Street, NW
             Washington, DC 20001

RSVP: 1-800-225-4008

*Hors d'oeuvres and refreshments will be served. Business attire is preferred