If Only This Were a Tumbleblog

Then I could just post a picture and people would look at it!  Or not! But since this is a REAL blog, I have to say some words to accompany the picture. So, here's the explanation of the picture:

I went to this secluded, phone and data receptionless log cabin in upstate New York this weekend, solely to escape the CRUSHING PRIMARY FATIGUE.  It's gotten to be too much, this primaries thing.  Honestly, can we talk about the weather, or the crappy subway system, or food, or cats?

No? You really want to keep talking about current events?  OK, then. Here goes:
Alligator Eating Snakes Are Taking Over America.

Happy now?